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Joke of the Day

It was a sunny summer morning, the sun was shining and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: ” Would the gentleman on the ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee!”
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement ; ” Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee!”
Murray had had enough.
He broke his stance. lowered his driver back to the ground and shouted towards the clubhouse: ” Would the smart-ass announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up – and let me play my second shot…?